For fun - write a two line micro drama, advert or comedy

I was inspired for this thread by two minute dramas which originated in China, and are becoming popular in India. I thought, I'm sure this community can do better - and write two line dramas, TV documentary, detective drama or comedy. Try your  hand at one or more of the following - or a combination. No prizes - this is for entertainment! The only rules are no violence, no sexual content and must be light-hearted with a happy ending - no more than two sentences.

1. family drama

2. detective drama

3. advert, based on a particular branded product

4. comedy

5. adventure with a jeopardy and happy ending

6. a combination of any of the above.

Here's mine: a combination of 3. and 5.

As the lion came roaring toward her, Joanne grabbed a can opener from her rucksack, hurling it forcefully at its head. As it ran off, a relieved Joanna retrieved it, thinking of the delicious Fray Bentos tinned chicken pie with rich gravy that would be hers within half an hour of returning to base camp.