Just a silly fun thread :)

I would make it illegal to make “silly fun threads” on this site. Only seriousness, all the time.

Exclamation marks are now hereby banned. Question marks are still questionable, but exclamation marks are to be removed from all keyboards.

Smiles are an affront to nature and therefore must be banned. All muscles utilized in the act of smiling will be liberated from work henceforth.

We will also be required to end all posts on this forum with the words, “All Hail Elon Musk,” but we must not feel any joy in doing this task whatsoever.

I appreciate your consideration of my proposed changes.

All Hail Elon Musk.

I would strongly object to such rules on said site.

I’m tempted to take further action over such freedom of speech that would suggest such rules.

I would ban such jokes because for a moment I thought you had lost your marbles and I was fooled! 

Good one profdanger 

How rude. I would use an exclamation mark to show my displeasure if it were not so garish to do so.

In regards to your concern over freedom of speech, I claim such right from the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. That, and the indisputable wisdom of Elon Musk, are the only two jurisdictions that bind me.

ArchaeC said:

Good one profdanger 

I appreciate your kind words, but to add such a horrifying visage as that emoji which cries from laughter? Dreadful. I am aghast that such emotions could possibly exist in a world such as ours.

May Donald Trump have mercy on your joyful soul.

All Hail Elon Musk.

Why hast thou forced upon me a fit of laughter? Now the muscles around my mouth will need weeks to recover. I shall now watch C-SPAN and discuss global economics with my children to relieve such frivolity from my mind. Good day.

All Hail Elon Musk.

Your ungracious words have left me no alternative but to demonstrate my displeasure here!!!!!!!!!!

Also here!!!!!!!!!! And here!!!!!!!!!

I would remind you that freedom of speech worked well on this site until you saw fit to post such outrageous desires!!!!!!!!!! 

profdanger said:

In regards to your concern over freedom of speech, I claim such right from the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. That, and the indisputable wisdom of Elon Musk, are the only two jurisdictions that bind

Really?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am claiming my right of protection  as a citizen of TWO Nations, Ireland and the UK as detailed in each passport. Moreover, my Irish citizenship affords me such protection that all EU citizens enjoy and I will take further action with regards to your words through Brussels.

I suggest your Mr Musk and Mr Trump will not deal with that. !!!!!!!! 

Your ungracious words have left me no alternative but to demonstrate my displeasure here!!!!!!!!!!

Also here!!!!!!!!!! And here!!!!!!!!!

I would remind you that freedom of speech worked well on this site until you saw fit to post such outrageous desires!!!!!!!!!! 

profdanger said:

In regards to your concern over freedom of speech, I claim such right from the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. That, and the indisputable wisdom of Elon Musk, are the only two jurisdictions that bind

Really?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am claiming my right of protection  as a citizen of TWO Nations, Ireland and the UK as detailed in each passport. Moreover, my Irish citizenship affords me such protection that all EU citizens enjoy and I will take further action with regards to your words through Brussels.

I suggest your Mr Musk and Mr Trump will not deal with that. !!!!!!!! 

Why hast thou forced upon me a fit of laughter? Now the muscles around my mouth will need weeks to recover. I shall now watch C-SPAN and discuss global economics with my children to relieve such frivolity from my mind. Good day.

All Hail Elon Musk.