How do you eat fruit?

I have rituals with eating different types of fruit - do share yours! I put prepared fruit in a small bowl before eating:

1. bananas - remove skin, including the little pit and 'strings', cut into 2" chunks

2. apples - cut into four, slice off cores, then cut each into 2

3. grapes - take a small bunch and remove stems

4. mango - slice into 2, slice out the pit, eat rest with spoon

Pears are a special case, being notoriously unpredictable. They go from hard to mush in an indeterminate time. This fruit appears to be sentient, so the best approach is to saunter past the bowl nonchalently, careful not to 'eyeball' it [in the manner of David Attenborough and the gorillas]. On the return journey, casually stroke the skin and take a little prod [that way this naughty fruit is less aware of your interest]. Do the same every day - eave it a day and it's bound to be too late! On what seems an appropriate encounter, grab said fruit, quickly prepare and pop into your mouth to savour. Voila!

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  • Wilted rose My heart breaks. 

    I saw she was modded below, citing 'rule 12'. However rule 12 states you can't link something that you are promoting for personal gain. But all posts containing item links are being removed using this rule? That is confusing.

    The wording on the rule needs to be looked at urgently, so people aren't being accused of breaking it when they aren' (at least not by the current wording).

    Clarity is essential if people are leaving due to lack of it. 

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