How do you eat fruit?

I have rituals with eating different types of fruit - do share yours! I put prepared fruit in a small bowl before eating:

1. bananas - remove skin, including the little pit and 'strings', cut into 2" chunks

2. apples - cut into four, slice off cores, then cut each into 2

3. grapes - take a small bunch and remove stems

4. mango - slice into 2, slice out the pit, eat rest with spoon

Pears are a special case, being notoriously unpredictable. They go from hard to mush in an indeterminate time. This fruit appears to be sentient, so the best approach is to saunter past the bowl nonchalently, careful not to 'eyeball' it [in the manner of David Attenborough and the gorillas]. On the return journey, casually stroke the skin and take a little prod [that way this naughty fruit is less aware of your interest]. Do the same every day - eave it a day and it's bound to be too late! On what seems an appropriate encounter, grab said fruit, quickly prepare and pop into your mouth to savour. Voila!

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  • I'm not a very fruity person, I like some apples, such as egremont russets, I just cruch into the fruit whole. I love pears, I cut them into quarters and remove the cores, my favourites are nectarines, which I quarter and peel, the same with peaches. Strawberries I just much on randomly as I'm gong round the garden, or I pick a small bowl and eat them with dark chocolate. The other fruit I really love that you don't see very often are greengages, they have a lovely honeyed wine flavour. Grapes are alright and I have orange juice for breakfast, lemon I use in things like salad dressings and cakes.

    Bananas and I have a mutual dislike. I don't like tropical fruit, pineapples, kiwi, mangos passion fruit any of that sort.

    And melons I've yet to meet a melon I liked and I've tried a few. 

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  • I'm not a very fruity person, I like some apples, such as egremont russets, I just cruch into the fruit whole. I love pears, I cut them into quarters and remove the cores, my favourites are nectarines, which I quarter and peel, the same with peaches. Strawberries I just much on randomly as I'm gong round the garden, or I pick a small bowl and eat them with dark chocolate. The other fruit I really love that you don't see very often are greengages, they have a lovely honeyed wine flavour. Grapes are alright and I have orange juice for breakfast, lemon I use in things like salad dressings and cakes.

    Bananas and I have a mutual dislike. I don't like tropical fruit, pineapples, kiwi, mangos passion fruit any of that sort.

    And melons I've yet to meet a melon I liked and I've tried a few. 

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