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Accused of being a Chatbot

Desmond1979

On Tuesday evening, I joined an internet forum. Now, I'm suddenly accused of being a Chatbot.

Swear to God, I'm a Meatbag; too.

However, if I'm a suspected Robot, I should pop down to the local shop and buy Ten F@gs!

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  • You are not only a meatbag, you are a meatbag full of wholesome greentop milk.  All good.  Keep off the fa gs...and know that "entities" that behave in human ways (these days) seem to be the MOST likely to be flagged as asshats!  It's a topsy turvey world we are forced to inhabit these days.  You do you!  I do me!  We are golden in our curious ways = human.  I am almost pleased that you got yourself flagged as a robot/chatbot because it is a demonstrable case of the computer algorithms not having either an elbow nor an a ss and are therefore CERTAiNLY unable to distinguish between les deux!

    Am I weird for wanting my overlords to have both an a ss and some elbows?

    Elbow are/were a good band.

    Warmth to you sir.

    Number.

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  • You are not only a meatbag, you are a meatbag full of wholesome greentop milk.  All good.  Keep off the fa gs...and know that "entities" that behave in human ways (these days) seem to be the MOST likely to be flagged as asshats!  It's a topsy turvey world we are forced to inhabit these days.  You do you!  I do me!  We are golden in our curious ways = human.  I am almost pleased that you got yourself flagged as a robot/chatbot because it is a demonstrable case of the computer algorithms not having either an elbow nor an a ss and are therefore CERTAiNLY unable to distinguish between les deux!

    Am I weird for wanting my overlords to have both an a ss and some elbows?

    Elbow are/were a good band.

    Warmth to you sir.

    Number.

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  • in reply to Number

    The Cigarette refernce was based on 'Half Man Half Machine' by Goldie Lookin' Chain.

    Elbow were great, but alas are now part of the furniture.

    Raw Milk is now drunk by Erling Haaland; he of Man City and Norway. Choice of Champions.

  • in reply to Number

    Good answer    I can't help feeling there should be a band called a ss somewhere too!

    On a more serious point   have you been able to work out why they thought you were a bot?

    I'm wodering if some of your posts had been "scripted" like that chat about weather or how you can never find a taxi when you need one etc.

    Ps if you are a chatbot you've passed the Turing test with me.

    Hmmm... maybe the test they used in Bladerunner next... :-)