Hello Mother,
It's me your son, I anticipate that soon i will be released from the asylum and the madness will be over so that I can then be returned unto you and dear father with my assessments now all but compleated and the findings to be as follows, it appears that over the years i have developed a type of dissociative identity disorder once thought to be a refered to as a split personality but reast assured i am still your son and you my mother who it is that i do still love, respect, admire and cherish along with father above all others, maybe more now than ever before. I trust that my honest feelings of love and devotion are reciprocated and burn as strong within you as the do in me. Regardless of the D.I.D I am still the son you loved,raised and know to be a man. Im still living with Aspergers syndrome and remain terribly afflicted by Adhd mainly inattentive, apnoea/severe sleep apnoea and IBS.
With this letter I send you and dear father my love and forewarning of the medical findings ahead of my return so that you may prepare and be prepared, please know that you must understand it is due to a set of complex co-morbidities relating to the diagnosed primary conditions that I your devoted and loving son StUrungusPolyp may have at sometime in the past have become and that at some point on my return I will become Bozbecozovit.
I hope that this letter finds you well and ahead of time.
With love your son StUrungusPolyp..