Joke-athon

OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!

Any form: stories, puns, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, dad jokes, limericks, etc.

Post as often as you like.

One joke per post.

Vote up if you like a joke, down if you don't.

Parents
  • Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny's dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school. His dad says to the teacher "Hang on a minute, I had Johnny at home with me for two months and I never phoned you once when he misbehaved."

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  • Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny's dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school. His dad says to the teacher "Hang on a minute, I had Johnny at home with me for two months and I never phoned you once when he misbehaved."

Children
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