Body modifications??

Why can't we be like elephants and regeow worn out teeth, I need to see a dentist which will freak us all out, me because I hate them and them because my teeth are awful and the bill, that will be horrendous, about £250 per filling!

Why can't noses be hinged at the top for cleaning? Just think how much easier it would be if you could just open up your nose and clean it, instead of having to blow it, grow a long finger nail to excavate with or not having to keep sniffing?

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  • It would be quite good if we could have a usb connector on our neck , so you could plug in a dongle with extra knowledge, such as how to do something, or some maps, or a new language.

    Basically a simple memory extension.

    I used to think it would be good to have wings, but humans are too big and heavy really to fly.

    I also thought it would be good to have a prehensile tail, I thought it would be useful.

  • I wouldn't want a USB port, something horrible would probably happen like I'd end up downloading everything I know and not uploading what I want to know.

    I would love a tail, especially a prehensile one, but would we be asked if we could pat our head, rub our tummy and wag our tails at the same time?

    I'd quite like wings, just to be able to glide would be good, although I'm afraid of heights and get vertigo wearing high heels, so maybe they wouldn't be so good for me..

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    I got hold of a dentist, £98 for a check up and two xrays, was I happy with that? 'No', I said, 'but do I have any choice?'. They haven't got an appointments for ages so I'm not going to that one, I will have to find another, I got put off by the hold music being an advert for cosmetic dentistry and implants, 'Am I happy with my smile?' Being happy with my smile is a luxury, I'd be happy being able to eat comfortably.

    I can't do electric toothbrushes, the vibrations make my teeth itch and my eyes go boggly, I can't stand the hygenists, they're aliens in human suits sent here to see how much gullable humans will pay for being tortured! I find them a bit like make-up counter assistants, all a bit plastic and not quite right. I actually dont feel more comfortable after seeing them either, my mouth dosen't feel as though it belongs to me.

    I'm have to battle with PTSD again even thinking about having to go and find a new dentist and get asked all the usual BS, not be listened too, be told they don't think thats relelvant, get offended and scared if I growl at them, even though I tell them it's the only way I can cope with injections.

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  • I wouldn't want a USB port, something horrible would probably happen like I'd end up downloading everything I know and not uploading what I want to know.

    I would love a tail, especially a prehensile one, but would we be asked if we could pat our head, rub our tummy and wag our tails at the same time?

    I'd quite like wings, just to be able to glide would be good, although I'm afraid of heights and get vertigo wearing high heels, so maybe they wouldn't be so good for me..

    *********************************

    I got hold of a dentist, £98 for a check up and two xrays, was I happy with that? 'No', I said, 'but do I have any choice?'. They haven't got an appointments for ages so I'm not going to that one, I will have to find another, I got put off by the hold music being an advert for cosmetic dentistry and implants, 'Am I happy with my smile?' Being happy with my smile is a luxury, I'd be happy being able to eat comfortably.

    I can't do electric toothbrushes, the vibrations make my teeth itch and my eyes go boggly, I can't stand the hygenists, they're aliens in human suits sent here to see how much gullable humans will pay for being tortured! I find them a bit like make-up counter assistants, all a bit plastic and not quite right. I actually dont feel more comfortable after seeing them either, my mouth dosen't feel as though it belongs to me.

    I'm have to battle with PTSD again even thinking about having to go and find a new dentist and get asked all the usual BS, not be listened too, be told they don't think thats relelvant, get offended and scared if I growl at them, even though I tell them it's the only way I can cope with injections.

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