Body modifications??

Why can't we be like elephants and regeow worn out teeth, I need to see a dentist which will freak us all out, me because I hate them and them because my teeth are awful and the bill, that will be horrendous, about £250 per filling!

Why can't noses be hinged at the top for cleaning? Just think how much easier it would be if you could just open up your nose and clean it, instead of having to blow it, grow a long finger nail to excavate with or not having to keep sniffing?

Parents
  • Ha ha! For a moment I thought you wanted an AI generated body! Sod’s Law, we would get elephant teeth and have to get them filed down under local anaesthetic.

    I sympathise with you about going to the dentist. Mine is quite good, as far as dentists go, and they always listen to me about how I would like them to proceed. I think this government has given up on seriously addressing the NHS Dentist shortage. It is ridiculously unaffordable for most people to go privately. 

Reply
  • Ha ha! For a moment I thought you wanted an AI generated body! Sod’s Law, we would get elephant teeth and have to get them filed down under local anaesthetic.

    I sympathise with you about going to the dentist. Mine is quite good, as far as dentists go, and they always listen to me about how I would like them to proceed. I think this government has given up on seriously addressing the NHS Dentist shortage. It is ridiculously unaffordable for most people to go privately. 

Children
  • I either have to afford it, or do what my gr, gr aunt did and oik them out with a knitting needle.

    I just tried looking for NHS dentists online, the list was years out of date, they listed my old dentist, he's stopped doing NHS work and I'm not paying him for his attitide and poor service, or his snooty reception staff. 

    All the seem to want to do these days is try and get you to have implants and cosmetic work, they don't seem to have any real interest in teeth. |I also find it weird and wrong that its cheaper when going private for them to remove teeth than fill them?