I'm stressed, it's end of term, and I've got so many job applications on my desk I can't breathe. So, I'm looking for a distraction as I repeat the silly mantra: Work does not exist. Work is a lie. The only thing matters is BatmanBatmanBatmanBatman—
My special interests are: animals, Batman, and dinosaurs. Can you get any more cliché? However unfortunate, I'm a firm believer in special interests pick you, you don't pick them, and I've truly been picked by every stereotype.
What are your special interests? Let me know so I can hide from responsibilities.
