with My Heritage and now I seem unable to contact them to be able to retrieve it, their help pages are anything but helpful and and contact us dosen't seem to give you nay contact options.
Can anybody help, or will I just have to get my DNA done again with a different company?
Why do these companies seem to make it so hard to contact them?, Why the need for going round in circles? Is this some marketing gimmick, deliberate obfuscation or the enshitification of the internet?
I'm innocent. I know not of this code you speak!
At least you had the decency to laugh before you lied 
his is code for:
It wasn't me to blame, honestly! I'm actually the good person here, I just had a momentary lapse of judgment !
Lol 
I'm innocent. I know not of this code you speak!
All jokes aside: that is so typical of businesses, fast to take money but then contacting them for help and itโs like getting in to Fort Knox.
This is code for:
It wasn't me to blame, honestly! I'm actually the good person here, I just had a momentary lapse of judgment ! 
(Teasing as I'm sure you know )
it could have been anyone!
it wasn't anyone, it was you !
*quietly leaves while whistling*
but I saw you leave
*quietly leaves while whistling* 
O&U WTF?
SORRY !!!
I guess he was in good spirits until he came home from the pub.
Perhaps she was punishing him for going to the pub? You never really knew with her.
In truth TheCatWoman won't mind, but I'm just being polite.
I guess the real challenge is to find a subject we won't be able to talk about 
I've got a funny feeling that might be difficult though !!
He must have been so angry, got the mower out, plugged it in, ready to go and then there's this cricket match taking place
Well... He had a petrol mower with a big heavy roller attached, and the lawn was really flat. It was his pride & joy. But I guess it also made the perfect cricket pitch
She'd wait for him to finish, he'd go to the pub - and then the match would start. Of course the grass was ruined by the time he came back.
I mean she had her reasons. But she'd also be the first to complain if the garden was a mess. Sometimes there was no pleasing her.
I do feel slightly bad for hijacking TheCatWoman 's thread here. I should apologise.
However there's some weird irony going on. I didn't realise you were from Wales. My Grandmother was born in Cardiff (although from further North) and TheCatWoman is also from Wales.
My Grandmother used to say "Us Welshies never shut up" and seems she was certainly right about that
Thatโs sad for her, having to deal with the moods. It can be so difficult dealing with high and low points in everyday life, but, at least now you can openly seek help without fear of being judged and locked up for life.
It must have been awful years ago being mentally unwell and not being able to seek help. Iโve read before how people were treated in hospitals back then, dark times, no wonder a lot of people kept their mental wellbeing to themselves.
Itโs good now though that mental health is better understood and more appropriately treated.
She was seriously funny though. She'd wait for my Grandad to go mow the garden, and then get us to go play cricket on it deliberately to annoy him.
We didn't even have cricket equipment or know how to play it until she went and bought it all !!!
What that poor man suffered....
Your poor Grandad... He must have been so angry, got the mower out, plugged it in, ready to go and then there's this cricket match taking place 
Seriously though. I do get that, I've felt that way myself plenty of times
Me too, but less since joining here.
I feel surrounded by friends here, like everyone knows me and I don't have to mask.
Thanks for putting up with me
