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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Peter

So I’m sure many of you have heard about the new wonder drug Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. It’s a new treatment for both leprosy and SARS available in droplet form. It can be given orally, by IV or as a suppository.

New research suggests it's an effective treatment both for the common cold and trauma due to lightning strikes. It’s been thoroughly tested on animals who unfortunately all died [unpublished study]. Many doctors are now using it as a first line treatment for MI, MS, ME, COPD, HIV, PE and DVT.

Off label uses include reversing impotence and performance enhancement in combat sports. Unfortunately it’s list of common side effects include nausea, vomiting, alopecia, heart attacks, homosexuality, and supernumerary gynecomastia. However it’s excellent cost point has made it popular with NHS GPs. Even for cases of AIDS and pubic lice.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin is made from the cerebellar cortex of a genetically modified bison, improves strength and intelligence and is an effective antidote to ricin. The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

[now lets see if our moderators and their AIs are capable of understanding irony and context]

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  • Not the most benevolent post. 

  • in reply to ArchaeC

    have you clicked the link?

  • in reply to Peter

    No I haven’t. I don’t want to read your link - but I read to the end of your post which explicitly states your reason for posting.

    Peter said:
    [now lets see if our moderators and their AIs are capable of understanding irony and context]

    It is antagonistic to use this forum to test the moderators and autistic users. The forum is a service provided by a charity and it is thanks to the kindness and thoughtfulness of benefactors that we have this space. 

  • in reply to Deleted User

    I appreciate your thoughts Number, which you say are not aimed at me. As you have replied to me, I can take it no other way than you are telling me that you have a different view on the matter - that is fine by me as we both like to dialogue. I have no issue over difference of opinion, but I do have an issue over deliberate provocation of the intended target at the expense of autistic people, followed by responses with further meanness of spirit.

    I like rules and regulations as I feel safe and know where I stand. I like rules so much that this autistic trait is recorded on my autism medical report.

    For people who have issues with the forum, of course this should be a safe place to discuss what they think could be improved. People could also contact NAS directly with their concerns as they would be entitled to a response.

  • in reply to Peter
    Peter said:
    sigh the link provides important context for the joke.

    I will try and make my explanation more simple for you. I don’t want to click on the link. That is my decision to make. I love rules and regulations because I know where I am with them. I don’t care whether your link is a joke or not. To repeat my point to you in different words (unlike you, I won’t sigh because that would be disrespectful), moderators and people with autism should not be discredited. If you have an issue with the forum, contact the NAS directly and don’t abuse the rules.

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  • in reply to Peter
    Peter said:
    sigh the link provides important context for the joke.

    I will try and make my explanation more simple for you. I don’t want to click on the link. That is my decision to make. I love rules and regulations because I know where I am with them. I don’t care whether your link is a joke or not. To repeat my point to you in different words (unlike you, I won’t sigh because that would be disrespectful), moderators and people with autism should not be discredited. If you have an issue with the forum, contact the NAS directly and don’t abuse the rules.

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