Housten I have a problem!
My gravy keeps running off the edge of my plate, despite me having carefully crafted channels in my food for it to run through and irrigate my dinner. Logic and the laws of gravity would say that on an even surface liquids would run to the lowest point, in this case the base of the plate. So why dosen't it? Is this just another example of my weirdness or is it something about the gravy itself, is it attracted to the table, is there somethig about it's viscosity? I do like a good gloop in gravy, none of that runny brown water che's call jus.