I speak a bit of German and a tiny bit of Chinese
A few of my favourite phrases in German are
<name> ist gross (<name> is tall)
Sprechen etwas Dutche(I speak a little german)
Und(and)
Ein tasse tee bitte(one cup of tea please)
And does Scottish count?lol
Ah wis on ma way tae the brew right an ah saw a boos parked behind anuva boos and people wis getting off the front boos ontae the back boos ah we got a break doon ah see so i look at the front boos and it ses yoker but I have nae reason to go tae yoker