Published on 12, July, 2020
I came in from the garden and sat down to read and I kept feeling a dreadful itch down my cleavage, looking down to see if I'd been bitten by something, I found a small snail!
Why is it that I am only seeing this 19 hours later? Great story!
I don't know, I found it this morning languishing on about page three, may be it was the talk of cleavages?