Dangling modifiers and literal minds

I prefer to squint AND dangle.......especially when both directions of squint are true.....proper divergence with clarity as to the heart of the matter for some, perhaps.

"Number thinks being on this forum regularly results in a painful loss of personal productivity."

And with that hanging in the air (at a curious angle, obviously)......I feel a compulsion to p.o. for a while....to reclaim some productivity.

See y'all on the flip side.....and my absense will be like Arnie says btw

With warmth and characteristic obscurity

Number.

I prefer to squint AND dangle.......especially when both directions of squint are true.....proper divergence with clarity as to the heart of the matter for some, perhaps.

"Number thinks being on this forum regularly results in a painful loss of personal productivity."

And with that hanging in the air (at a curious angle, obviously)......I feel a compulsion to p.o. for a while....to reclaim some productivity.

See y'all on the flip side.....and my absense will be like Arnie says btw

With warmth and characteristic obscurity

Number.