If you were to come with a warning label what would it be??

That's a good one!

Hii how's it going?

I can relate to that. I think I sometimes confuse people by giving more information than needed as I feel the need to cover all possibilities.

or - what I saw on a tee shirt in Bangkok:

"When I laugh a lot I pee a little."

or... "this product was produced in a facility that also processes nuts."

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."

Also, warning: hug at your own risk 

Warning: usually 5 minutes behind in conversation 

"Will self destruct"

Parental Advisory - Irate Content. 

Filter set to minus 11

That's a great one! Hope you're OK too. 

Warning: no flash photography

Note: I will question everything, if you want a simple answer or surface level interaction don’t ask me!

Warning batteries not included!

P.S hi everyone hope you're all ok.

'Cannot say anything straightforwardly, and if told 'get to the point' will become twice as bad' (due to panic, not wilful time wasting!)

Love it. 

I'm so offended by your suggestion that people just look for reasons to be offended. (JOKE!)

No thats cool. I dont go around trying to offend. 

I do however think some people just look for reasons to be offended. However live and let live.