Your quirks.

I put milk tthrough  a tea strainer. In fact I wouldn’t drink it any other way. I detest getting lumps in my milk particularly in breakfast cereal. It’s a hangover from when we used to get a lot of doorstep glass bottled milk that offten  had the cream congealed on the top.

even though I now exclusively used plastic bottled milk which typically doesn’t have this I still do it just in case.

OMG the cream on the top is the BEST PART. Haha

no thanks. I hate lumpy clumpy fluids. I don't even like milk shake. My general rule of thumb if you stick a strew in and pull it out and it has anything thicker than a thin wet film stuck to it it's too gooey to eat / drink. I guess there is an exemption for froth, and custard. I think it makes a big difference if something is shear thickening or shear thinning. Shear thickening can be ok (eg custard) but shear thinning is a no no. You can't drink it because left undisturbed it goes lumpy and thick and you can't eat it because if you chew it goes thin and watery.

no thanks. I hate lumpy clumpy fluids. I don't even like milk shake. My general rule of thumb if you stick a strew in and pull it out and it has anything thicker than a thin wet film stuck to it it's too gooey to eat / drink. I guess there is an exemption for froth, and custard. I think it makes a big difference if something is shear thickening or shear thinning. Shear thickening can be ok (eg custard) but shear thinning is a no no. You can't drink it because left undisturbed it goes lumpy and thick and you can't eat it because if you chew it goes thin and watery.

Just me then.

I've found the link if anyone is interested https://youtu.be/Iz9KnPZWOgs

Did you ever see John Tickle on Brainiac run over a pool of custard? I'm sure I didn't imagine it and it's probably on youtube somewhere.  

But if you try to push your hands slowly through a human being it also won’t go through but it will go through custard. Human beings are lesser clumpy fluid and more an elastic bag.

Yep. Checks out..

Yep. Makes sense!

Well if you kick a human your foot doesn’t go through, and if you kick custard your foot doesn’t go through, therefore human=custard..

Custard? Or Milkshake? 

Both are pretty bad, actually...

That’s more chalky, wet and fibrous, than lumpy, I’d imagine. So I’m going to use that as justification for continuing to hate the aforementioned fluid.

Peter said:

no thanks. I hate lumpy clumpy fluids.

That's like hating on what we are actually made of!