Hippos

So I don't post very often though I still check in from time to time. A while back there was someone who really liked hippos (I do too), apologies, i can't remember who.  I just came across an account on insta called hippo_lover_life_ and just wanted to post it, in case you are still about and hadn't seen it as it made me smile and if you like hippos, I think you might like it.

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  • I adore Hippos (from a distance). In S. Africa you're more likely to get chomped by a hippo than any other ***! They only eat vegetables, but LOATHE humans (who blames them?) and they're fast as ***, so will track you down on land and stomp the *** out of you. If you paddle on water they can tip your boat and munch you to death too. Bad ass MF's. 

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  • I adore Hippos (from a distance). In S. Africa you're more likely to get chomped by a hippo than any other ***! They only eat vegetables, but LOATHE humans (who blames them?) and they're fast as ***, so will track you down on land and stomp the *** out of you. If you paddle on water they can tip your boat and munch you to death too. Bad ass MF's. 

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