I hate CV's

I hate CV's, I hate filling them in because if you tell the truth then doing the CV is pointless as I will never get a job being truthful, my work history is a shambles....people often tell you to exaggerrate or even lie to fill in gaps or make yourself sound better, not only that but many times you have to send it to someone you have never met, which is so impersonal because you are giving half your life story and contact details to a stranger. Also you are supposed to remember what you were doing 10 years ago... I am being pushed by the job people to write a CV and told them I don't do CV's but have been told I have to do one.

The worse part is the About Me bit where you are supposed to make out you are an all singing all dancing full of fun and life hardworking intelligent person with loads of hobbies.....the exact opposite of myself apart form the intelligence.