A Bit Of Fun

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car was toad away

That is so absolutely me

Silliness is highly underrated. 

Yay! Thank youuuuu! 

I'm definitely going to steal this joke, although I may use different flavours for funsies hehehe 

What comes in vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, and vanilla?

Ice cream clones...

Glad it hit the spot. I'm a big fan of silliness

Hahaha

That was just what I needed,  thank you

Thank you Alice, and after today some whimsy would be a most appreciated distraction. 

I'm sorry to hear that. I imagine it's very difficult.

I shall endeavour to conjure up some whimsy for you 

Hi Alice, it's a bit more complicated than that. And honestly I don't think it will change anything if they did know.

Pikl said:

I'm not allowed to tell them

Why not? Who said so? It's your choice who you tell or don't tell, isn't it?

This one really made me laugh, a lot.

Good job I had not gotten around to it, then... ;c)

Did you laminate my list and put it in your wallet?.....I might have something to add.

And.. 

How many Microsoft Directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a trick question. They don't change the lightbulb at all, they just redefine "Darkness"(tm) to be the new industry standard.

Why does it take 3 women with pms to change a lightbulb?
It JUST DOES, ALRIGHT?

Hahaha

Took me a moment,  think I need a nap.

Brilliant!