Cravings for Pringles Crisps

Sporadic Sparkly said:

The idea being that I obviously dip the Pringles in the... er... dip, and then eat them

Thanks for that surprising and helpful instruction, Highness.

I had to say that. For all I know, there might be someone with a 'Special Interest' in buying Pringles just to look at them and not eat them. For all I know, they might have a room crammed full of unopened Pringles that have gone out of date.

That reminds me of one of my all time favourite jokes which always makes me chuckle:

Patient: Doctor, doctor, my family thinks I'm mad.

Doctor: And why is that?

P: Because I like sausages.

Dr: But I like sausages too.

P: You do? You must come and see my collection - I have thousands!

I like to imagine the chap proudly showing off drawer after drawer of various different sausages all carefully pinned to boards and labelled, like those Victorian collections of butterflies!

How did they collect so many? I suppose it is cold there

Sausages are intrinsically funny it’s true. Even the word. I just thought of a song that made me laugh when I was a child. It ended with the lyric ‘a flying sausage hit a crow, in the good old town of Belfast’ and I’d be laughing like a drain at that. The flying sausage in the Grange Hill title sequence was a joy too. 

Sausages are intrinsically funny it’s true. Even the word. I just thought of a song that made me laugh when I was a child. It ended with the lyric ‘a flying sausage hit a crow, in the good old town of Belfast’ and I’d be laughing like a drain at that. The flying sausage in the Grange Hill title sequence was a joy too.