Published on 12, July, 2020
I am currently sitting in front of my computer, which is in my kitchen, waiting for something to finish cooking in my microwave.
As I will be eating shortly, one might well wonder why I chose to sign in, or why I feel compelled to share this uninteresting news with you.
Well, I did not know that within 5 minutes of me signing in, my son was going to ask if I fancied something to eat, which I do... because I'm hungry. So, now I'm sitting here thinking, "Don't get too involved with the forum discussions, or at least not until after I've eaten."
"That's all well and good", you might think, "but why are you telling us all this?"
Um, I have no idea. None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Sparkly accepts no responsibility whatsoever for the effect this most peculiar discussion may have on anyone who views it... unless the effect is laughter, in which case she definitely does.
Acknowledgments: Sparkly would like to thank all members who have contributed to this discussion.
Whilst Sparkly knows she is without a doubt completely bonkers, or at least she was when she originally created this post (and hopes she still is now and always will be), Sparkly is inclined to think she might not be alone in being bonkers, considering some of the contributions made to this discussion.
Yes! Like bow ties and fezes.
Great brolly! I also like your Escher hatstand. Hatstands are cool.
Or… you did it on purpose and I’m very slow. It’s that one isn’t it?
Pygmy? Oh, ok. Predictive text I know how that goes
I just made the photo too big and the orientation messed up
Yes my hatstand grows out of the wall sideways, I live in an Escher lithograph
My sole brolly lives on the hatstand, it’s too irreplaceable for wear and tear.
I like Fray Bentos snake and pygmy. Might buy one in the next tesco order... haven't had one for ages.
Thanks. Not all of them are usable. I got the first parasol at a very hot sunny outdoor antiques fair and decided they were rather useful, even though it was torn (t was very cheap) but I never really ended up using them, though I liked the idea. But I did use some of the vintage brollies, I like a long handle which can be easily held with two hands. I think I went a bit overboard and got a few too many... I had to buy an umbrella stand, and then I did not allow myself any more once it was full.
I like chicken and ham
What species of pie? I’m guessing fish is off the menu for a little while
Er… I’ve stepped on the jesters toes there I think. Dungeon time
I have already said sorry, but some forewarning that you wanted feeding might have been wise.
Bread & Butter? Nowt wrong with that. Back in the old day when I were a lass, bread & butter was considered a luxurious exotic treat. I'm joking... I'm not THAT old!
Jesters allowed to tease the Queen though. The one perk
If not, there should be.
Is there a Sparkly Crown? To wear while eating one’s smash
Are you referring to me Shardovan? Calling me Crackers? Only sometimes?
HELP! I CAN'T KEEP UP!
As fast as I'm trying to respond to all your comments, you lot keep bombarding me with more comments.
Alas, I am the Baldrick to Sparkly's Blackadder...
*sobs*