Published on 12, July, 2020
I am currently sitting in front of my computer, which is in my kitchen, waiting for something to finish cooking in my microwave.
As I will be eating shortly, one might well wonder why I chose to sign in, or why I feel compelled to share this uninteresting news with you.
Well, I did not know that within 5 minutes of me signing in, my son was going to ask if I fancied something to eat, which I do... because I'm hungry. So, now I'm sitting here thinking, "Don't get too involved with the forum discussions, or at least not until after I've eaten."
"That's all well and good", you might think, "but why are you telling us all this?"
Um, I have no idea. None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Sparkly accepts no responsibility whatsoever for the effect this most peculiar discussion may have on anyone who views it... unless the effect is laughter, in which case she definitely does.
Acknowledgments: Sparkly would like to thank all members who have contributed to this discussion.
Whilst Sparkly knows she is without a doubt completely bonkers, or at least she was when she originally created this post (and hopes she still is now and always will be), Sparkly is inclined to think she might not be alone in being bonkers, considering some of the contributions made to this discussion.
Judging by this long silence, it appears Queen Sparkly prefers the company of a microwave to ours. This is typically elitist behaviour from Her Majesty - between replies, it often seems like she's fitted-in a frame of snooker before deigning to respond. We are not worthy.
Oh are we subjects now? I think I like it. Best not overthink that. I have issues!
I don't think we have any choice in the matter, chief. Meanwhile, I am preparing to roll out clichés about 'patrician hauteur' and the like.
Arrgh, I'm half-an-hour late to reply! This is the problem with what's become the fast-moving world of The Snake & Pygmy Diaries.
Steven , Are you suggesting I wear your leg as a crown? It's an interesting idea, although rather drastic of you to saw your own leg off. Also, we are so used to calling you Simon, so a change of username to something like Hop-Along-Cassidy could cause a considerable amount of confusion.
You've come to the right place!
*saws leg off*
Damn.
Sadly, there is no crown. However, if anyone fancies making one for me... Someone?... Anyone?...
If not, there should be.
Is there a Sparkly Crown? To wear while eating one’s smash
My thoughts never go anywhere, as is evident on an hourly basis. I'm just grateful that an aristocrat like yourself binned her pie and mash in order to address the likes of me.
Interesting!
Definition of patrician: A person of high social rank
Definition of hauteur: A formal and unfriendly way of behaving.
Just what are you implying here? Just where are you going with this?