Guess who's back, back again...

Today, I got back from my holiday in Australia (apologies, didn't tell any of you I was there, I don't think). The plane had some classic films on it, such as Ghostbusters, Fight Club and Scarface, but if you're autistic, planes are generally the perfect place for a sensory overload. Nothing against the airline, they evidently strive to provide every passenger a safe and pleasant flight and they give us that abundantly, but there are some aspects of a plane that I can't stand. 

The first thing is attempting to sleep on a plane. You fucking can't. The blankets they give you are about the size of doormats and, with the amount of air conditioning inside the plane, they don't really keep you insulated to the extend you'd like. And the pillows are fucking tiny, which is also a hindrance. The beds aren't overly comfortable either, in fact, they aren't really beds, strictly speaking. You just press a button to get your seat to fold horizontally. 

The food on a plane, and this, along with all the other things I've listed, is merely a matter of both personal opinion and being autistic, isn't overly brilliant either. I've never been too big on all these dishes with names I can't even pronounce. I know I sound like every child in a posh restaurant, but I generally go with what I'm most familiar with, which is generally the simplest thing on the menu (I often scan it until I see something I can both spell and pronounce). 

But, I feel it important to stress this. This is nothing to do with the airline themselves. All of this is just a matter of my own involuntary struggles and opinion, and I greatly enjoyed my flights to and from Australia. I'll end this with how I usually end a lot of similar posts I've made on here - do you relate to any of these? 

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  • SO much, except that I can sleep anywhere, any time.

    I was once awoken from my inflight slumber to hear screaming and shouting all around me and consciously decided "Stuff that, I want no part of it" and went straight back to sleep. I later found out that we'd plunged three thousand feet, due to adverse meteorological bullshit, and people got thrown about. (I sleep strapped in, of course!).

    My dad's driving used to be terrifying when he was in one of his moods, and since anything I did was likely to enrage him more, I learned to disassociate myself from external events as a kid, and set my bonce on the seatbelt in such a way that my head wouldn't hit anything if I was to be woken by sharp deceleration.

    It's been a useful skill to have on occasion.

    I've been a pilot/engineer in my time, so flying gives me the heebie-jeebies in so many ways those of you who are technically unaware get to miss out on...

    Ignorance is not only bliss, it's an essential survival skill in some situations, and they don't teach you THAT at school! 

  • Sometimes, homes and classrooms are the biggest warzones. There seems to be a common thread, among modern intellectuals, that a lifetime of mistrust and let downs allowed for dissociation.

    Rip it up, and start again.

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