Say something silly, give bad advice, things that will really wind someone up, things that wind you up, favourite word

just say something silly or something that makes you happy or just a favorite word, or really bad advice, or things that wind you up or things that will really wind someone up in a funny way

Lets keep it to 4 lines max

Parents
  • Whenever I have to use the toilet in a pub without buying a drink, I think it's only fair try to help them out by using the little brush by the toilet to spruce the place up a bit - I give the taps & mirror, toilet seat and the door handles a good scrubbing as they are normally well used.

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  • Whenever I have to use the toilet in a pub without buying a drink, I think it's only fair try to help them out by using the little brush by the toilet to spruce the place up a bit - I give the taps & mirror, toilet seat and the door handles a good scrubbing as they are normally well used.

Children