Say something silly, give bad advice, things that will really wind someone up, things that wind you up, favourite word

just say something silly or something that makes you happy or just a favorite word, or really bad advice, or things that wind you up or things that will really wind someone up in a funny way

Lets keep it to 4 lines max

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  • TRIGGER WARNING: suicide

    This one's a bit dark, but it kind of confuses me - 

    'I would not be here today if...'

    You can never say that for certain because the actual rate of successful suicide attempts is quite low - according to wiki, approximately 92–95% of suicide attempts end in survival. 

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  • TRIGGER WARNING: suicide

    This one's a bit dark, but it kind of confuses me - 

    'I would not be here today if...'

    You can never say that for certain because the actual rate of successful suicide attempts is quite low - according to wiki, approximately 92–95% of suicide attempts end in survival. 

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  • i find suicide a really difficult concept --- I would do anything to stop a suicide --- the desperation must be incredible. if i could have my life again I would  love to do a PhD on suicide its causes why it exists ( biologically ).  

    It just so final, a big cry for help and a major failing of society .......