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Don Van Vliet, in his somewhat reluctant part-time role as a vacumn salesman, once called at a Hollywood bungalow  and Aldous Huxley came to the door. "Sir, it sucks!" , says Don, pointing to the vacuum he's carrying. And this sucks too! I doubt the Dyson Wet & Dry Cleaner (foreground) has the 'balls' for this mess.

Don Van Vliet, in his somewhat reluctant part-time role as a vacumn salesman, once called at a Hollywood bungalow  and Aldous Huxley came to the door. "Sir, it sucks!" , says Don, pointing to the vacuum he's carrying. And this sucks too! I doubt the Dyson Wet & Dry Cleaner (foreground) has the 'balls' for this mess.

But whatever you do, don't let those cats out of the dustbag.

I think that most door-to-door salesmen would run a mile if they saw this mess, if only to escape the near hysterical mother!

Suddenly the mystery of all the recent missing cats in the neighbourhood was solved!

Any guesses as to the contents of Fido's dust bag?

Looks like walkin' the dog sucks too.

Hoover, behave!

his dog Sucks !