Here’s the second instalment of ‘caption this’ , as requested!
Here’s one to start you off:
I'm all in favour of adapting traditional rustic humour myself :-)
"She offered her honour.
He honoured her offer.
And all day long, it was honour and offer."
I love you, I love you, I love you..... and why is my coat all sticky?
The New Illustrated Inter-Mammalian Kama Sutra also has a few fairly conventional moves.
Guinea pig " what did I drink last night "