Not a present I have received, but definitely one I don't think many would appreciate.
There is an advertisement on television for something which is meant to reduce (politely) 'bathroom smells' when one visits the lavatory. It says at the moment it would make a great Christmas present ... (perhaps for Secret Santa).
I know I would be greatly embarrassed at receiving such a thing... some things are just too personal
That product you speak of is absolutely stupid. Insecurity and vantity took to the extreme. Everyone's *** stinks. Unrealistic expectations and lack of logic. Why spray perfumed vegetable oil on the water, when you can just courtesy flush the minute you go.
I'm going to tell everyone to courtesy flush as a gift. It's free and makes more sense. I'll put it in their Christmas cards and wait to see who calls me a twat first.
That product you speak of is absolutely stupid. Insecurity and vantity took to the extreme. Everyone's *** stinks. Unrealistic expectations and lack of logic. Why spray perfumed vegetable oil on the water, when you can just courtesy flush the minute you go.
I'm going to tell everyone to courtesy flush as a gift. It's free and makes more sense. I'll put it in their Christmas cards and wait to see who calls me a twat first.
