Speaking of procrastination.
Today..... I finally took down my Christmas tree.
Hang on - precisely which year did you put up the tree?!?!
Actually Dec 2017. So it was only up 6 months.
The previous winter it was Dec 2016 to March 2017.
Actually, I was only half-joking.
Other cultures, without the superstition of twelfth night, leave their <<insert festival here>> lights up all year long, simply reaching over and switching 'em on when the festive season rolls around again...(!)