Smileys versus emotions (low priority rant) ;-)

Can we either make this forum's smileys more expressive, or at least improve the descriptions? Maybe the admin wanted the descriptions to merely describe the icon. But wouldn't it be more valuable to explain which emotion the icon conveys?

Cool 01 -- "cool": Guess this icon makes sense.
Cry 02 -- "cry": This icon is clear. What about describing it as "sad"?
Embarassed 03 -- "embarrassed": Did the icon fall asleep with a cig and set itself on fire…? Shouldn't the eyes be half-closed to the side or downwards for embarrassment?
Foot in Mouth 04 -- "foot in mouth": Description is quite cryptic. What about "shocked"?
Frown 05 -- "frown": This icon looks rather "worried". #16 is totally more frowning than #05.
Innocent 06 -- "innocent": This one is clear.
Kiss 07 -- "kiss": Guess the icon is clear. What about "affectionate", "loving"?
Laughing 08 -- "laughing": The one is clear. Maybe describe it as "cheerful?"
Money Mouth 09 -- "money mouth": How many people want to convey they feel like an Incredibly Cheerful Hulk? Why money? Why green? US dollars? Why mouth? I don't get it? Can we replace this by something meaningful?
Sealed 10 -- "sealed": As in "my mouth is sealed", "no comment"…? What about "sighing" or "frustrated"?
Smile 11 -- "smile": This icon is clear. Maybe describe it as "happy"?
Surprised 12 -- "surprised": This icon looks like "yawning" / "tired" / "disinterested" to me. Can't put my finger on what is missing for "surprised".
Tongue Out 13 -- "tongue out": Description is slightly redundant. What about "cheeky", "teasing"?
Undecided 14 -- "undecided": This icon says to me "Eeeew… I'm supposed to eat WHAT?!?!?" Can the undecidedness be made to look more neutral/questioning, and less disgusted?
Wink 15 -- "wink": This is the most unwinking smiley I have ever seen, LOL… Why are the eyes just two pixels? Please make it more visibly wink. What about describing it as "just kidding"?
Yell 16 -- "yell": Why is this "yell" when the mouth is closed? What about "annoyed", "angry", "mad"…?

I know this is subjective, but I don't want to be conflicted about using a smiley that is labelled with something different than what I think it means. If others disagree, I'll go with what the majority says.

PS: And why does the window say "Use left and right arrows to navigate." Does that only work in certain browsers? It doesn't navigate anything for me.