The brown fountain.

Trigger warning, this post is going to be horrible, but it might also be amusing to those of you with the darker senses of humour, because it happened to ME and not to YOU!

I don't think I'm brekaing any rules, let's find out!

So I am lying in my sweet bed of rest just drifting off to sleep, and I become aware of a rustling noise by the side of my bed, and some other noises. I wake upto hear what sounds like running water!

Swiftly illumination is found, and I see it is not water cascading into my washing basket full of clean clothes, it is the afore mentioned brown fountain erupting form the rear of my otherwise impeccably well mannered and fsatidiously clean large ginger cat....

I swear, it took me over a week before I could look at him wthot wincing...

It's not all good, being a cat's human companion! 

I took me months to resume recommending them to people.

I told my G/F "Let's get a cat, they don't need much looking after"..

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  • Hi I Sperg,

    Firstly, after reading this - I'm glad your cat is OK and hope you're doing better also now.

    Secondly, I completely agree with you and most of the others in this thread. I absolutely ADORE my cat and would do anything for her. When I lost my previous cat and getting the one I have now - I was at one of the lowest points - have had a couple more low points, but thanks to having my cat now - feeling low is relieved sooner as I can talk to my cat about anything - more than I actually tell people and I know she can keep my secrets. 
    Plus she's such a mad little thing - she might as well be a child lol. She's 10 years old now and she does sometimes act like she's 10 months old - playful, fun and very vocal, but would I change her...absolutely not!

    She's gone through her own 'brown phase' (shall I put it), but I didn't let it bother me and just quietly and gently cleaned her up and took her to the vets - just in case - thankfully all was well and she is completely fine now.

    I do have other animals as well and I love them too...but if I had to have one animal always in my life - it would definitely have to be a cat!

    Sending hugs to your cat (and yourself if you'll allow it).

    Mweekie xx

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  • Hi I Sperg,

    Firstly, after reading this - I'm glad your cat is OK and hope you're doing better also now.

    Secondly, I completely agree with you and most of the others in this thread. I absolutely ADORE my cat and would do anything for her. When I lost my previous cat and getting the one I have now - I was at one of the lowest points - have had a couple more low points, but thanks to having my cat now - feeling low is relieved sooner as I can talk to my cat about anything - more than I actually tell people and I know she can keep my secrets. 
    Plus she's such a mad little thing - she might as well be a child lol. She's 10 years old now and she does sometimes act like she's 10 months old - playful, fun and very vocal, but would I change her...absolutely not!

    She's gone through her own 'brown phase' (shall I put it), but I didn't let it bother me and just quietly and gently cleaned her up and took her to the vets - just in case - thankfully all was well and she is completely fine now.

    I do have other animals as well and I love them too...but if I had to have one animal always in my life - it would definitely have to be a cat!

    Sending hugs to your cat (and yourself if you'll allow it).

    Mweekie xx

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