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Hi, I am new here and I like to introduce some of my stories.

I do write loads, mainly fiction.

Normally I do Aspie Village but that is closed until April.



I'm having a bladder scan to find out what's wrong with me. Ther is a possibility that little monsters could be blocking up my bladder, making it difficult to urinate.

The little pests that are blocking up my bladder have to come out, and the only way is to use a catheter with a water pistol attached to it. Also the prostate gland is making it difficult to urinate because it is a carnivore that attack's other organs inside my body.

Sometime's the prostate gland jump's up into my stomach and  take's a nibble.

The only way to deal with a mad prostate gland is to shoot it with a gun loaded with gunpowder.

I am 62 years of age and have difficulty urinating.

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  • Tis,

    Like your stories Smile

    Have you tried a little ladder to and some washing powder of "ground nut oil", the enemy tells me.

    If you are brave, very brave,, little soldiers, try whites beetroot juice(supermarket), that dilates the blood vessels, cleans the kidneys and make you peaaaaa purple. Not an easy road,, BUT WORKS.

     

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  • Tis,

    Like your stories Smile

    Have you tried a little ladder to and some washing powder of "ground nut oil", the enemy tells me.

    If you are brave, very brave,, little soldiers, try whites beetroot juice(supermarket), that dilates the blood vessels, cleans the kidneys and make you peaaaaa purple. Not an easy road,, BUT WORKS.

     

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