Food Disasters

Have you ever thought you were being "clever" or "creative" and did something different with your food that did not end well?

Here are some disastrous food suggestions you should NOT try:

  • Don't make porridge using orange juice instead of milk or water. The first couple of mouthfuls are ... interesting, but I challenge you to finish the whole bowl.
  • Don't improve the fibre content of your porridge by adding All Bran ... unless you have some wallpaper that needs hanging.

I've made other creative combinations that, for the life of me, I cannot remember. I think that's some sort of trauma response.

(Inspired by some chat on another thread.)

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  • Soy sauce as a popcorn topping, I thought It would work as salty, but it was mostly really bitter. Had a bit more success with cheese on popcorn, but it needs to be a parmesan type cheese not cheddar, and you have to be really careful about how much butter you have with it as an excess of melted butter makes the cheese congeal rather than covering the popcorn.

    Also tried a new recipe for savoury breakfast flapjacks but probably needed way more cheese than recipe said for it to be palatable.

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  • Soy sauce as a popcorn topping, I thought It would work as salty, but it was mostly really bitter. Had a bit more success with cheese on popcorn, but it needs to be a parmesan type cheese not cheddar, and you have to be really careful about how much butter you have with it as an excess of melted butter makes the cheese congeal rather than covering the popcorn.

    Also tried a new recipe for savoury breakfast flapjacks but probably needed way more cheese than recipe said for it to be palatable.

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