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Food Disasters

Damojo

Have you ever thought you were being "clever" or "creative" and did something different with your food that did not end well?

Here are some disastrous food suggestions you should NOT try:

  • Don't make porridge using orange juice instead of milk or water. The first couple of mouthfuls are ... interesting, but I challenge you to finish the whole bowl.
  • Don't improve the fibre content of your porridge by adding All Bran ... unless you have some wallpaper that needs hanging.

I've made other creative combinations that, for the life of me, I cannot remember. I think that's some sort of trauma response.

(Inspired by some chat on another thread.)

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  • I was delighted when my LA started food re-cycling. Now I can get rid of kitchen disasters. I tried making cheese pie using Tesco instant mash and cheese (yummy) then thought I'd make it healthy by adding Engevita [yeast flakes].Yukk, tasted like oxo-glue! The lot went in the bin. My first wholemeal loaf with my new bread machine was really heavy so I whizzed it up in my blender, thinking the birds would eat it. Three days later, not a scrap eaten so in the bin again :-{  I do love cooking but at 72 still learning.

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  • I was delighted when my LA started food re-cycling. Now I can get rid of kitchen disasters. I tried making cheese pie using Tesco instant mash and cheese (yummy) then thought I'd make it healthy by adding Engevita [yeast flakes].Yukk, tasted like oxo-glue! The lot went in the bin. My first wholemeal loaf with my new bread machine was really heavy so I whizzed it up in my blender, thinking the birds would eat it. Three days later, not a scrap eaten so in the bin again :-{  I do love cooking but at 72 still learning.

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