Have you ever thought you were being "clever" or "creative" and did something different with your food that did not end well?
Here are some disastrous food suggestions you should NOT try:
- Don't make porridge using orange juice instead of milk or water. The first couple of mouthfuls are ... interesting, but I challenge you to finish the whole bowl.
- Don't improve the fibre content of your porridge by adding All Bran ... unless you have some wallpaper that needs hanging.
I've made other creative combinations that, for the life of me, I cannot remember. I think that's some sort of trauma response.
(Inspired by some chat on another thread.)
