Cold potato, thick mayo and gherkins, gurt lush!
I’m sorry, the whole thing sounds wrong. Gherkins are too slimy. I love cheddar cheese sandwiches, I eat them practically every day.
You could make chicken sandwiches, that would also solve your other problem.
I'm veggie and lactose intolerant so no chicken or cheese, I love cheese, but I really can't eat it anymore.
Gherkins aren't slimy, they're vinegary and crispy, some people even get the big sliced ones and deep fry them like crisps, I've not tried those yet.
