Not Rubbish Tips

The thread for listing the lifestyle changes that have...um...changed your lifestyle. Or something.

Even if these tips seem to others to be complete nonsense, they worked for *you*; and, who knows, maybe other people will try them out and s̶u̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶w̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ find that the recommendations also work for them?

Let us p̶r̶a̶y̶ begin:

(Coke: the Devil's Pop. Well, that doesn't sound very dramatic but you get the general idea)

Coke, or possibly, Choke: Since I gave up Coca Cola a couple of years ago, I have almost zero headaches and zero acid reflux.

(Fruit Loaf: The miracle cure for Steveness!)

Fruit Loaf: The miracle cure for...oh, I've already written that bit. Anyway, literally always after eating some fruit loaf, I feel remarkably well. Before fruit loaf, I was a middle-aged failure; after fruit loaf, I am a middle-aged failure with no fruit loaf left. Seriously though, this stuff works, dammit!

*shakes puny fist*

So there you have it. Post your tips here, or just ignore this thread and I'll get lost. Merci beaucoup. x