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Have you made plans for after you die ?

Cullpepper

What's it to be ? A white carriage with 4 white horses, and a marching band, and a big party after you're buried with everyone it's such a shame, and what a nice person you'd been .

I had a solicitor here yesterday, and she asked me that question. I told her i'm not religious in any way, i rarely see my Sisters, so couldn't see the point of a funeral. I said i'd like to donate as much of my body as useful, and even the bits that are worn out could go to students to cut up and practise on. Anything that was left, i thought could go in the wheelie  bin on Sunday night, the binmen come of a Monday morning.

So that's what she wrote in the will, except for the last bit, she said you aren't allowed to put body parts in the bin.

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  • in reply to I Sperg

    And I want THAT music, a bit of a tour to annoy as many people as possible, then depositing in my own mausoleum, on my own land. If I haven't managed to find a taxidermist I can trust who'll do me in the meantime, and can understand animatronics. 

    I like the idea of a religious ceremony, somewhere in the middle, and I've almost perfected my own eulogy, in complete third person of course. 

    I just need the money, (and six to eight well trained strong striking looking dudes to do the "bearing" and a special driver for the uninsured, untaxed, Vehicle that will be used to tote my stiff around).

    I kinda like the idea of my funeral comes to YOU, and scoops you off from your doorstep, gives you an experience and drops you home in an organised manner. 

    I've at least found an open minded undertaker, who'll help me if I ever get my act (and the required big bundle of cash) together. 

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  • in reply to I Sperg

    And I want THAT music, a bit of a tour to annoy as many people as possible, then depositing in my own mausoleum, on my own land. If I haven't managed to find a taxidermist I can trust who'll do me in the meantime, and can understand animatronics. 

    I like the idea of a religious ceremony, somewhere in the middle, and I've almost perfected my own eulogy, in complete third person of course. 

    I just need the money, (and six to eight well trained strong striking looking dudes to do the "bearing" and a special driver for the uninsured, untaxed, Vehicle that will be used to tote my stiff around).

    I kinda like the idea of my funeral comes to YOU, and scoops you off from your doorstep, gives you an experience and drops you home in an organised manner. 

    I've at least found an open minded undertaker, who'll help me if I ever get my act (and the required big bundle of cash) together. 

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