What's it to be ? A white carriage with 4 white horses, and a marching band, and a big party after you're buried with everyone it's such a shame, and what a nice person you'd been .
I had a solicitor here yesterday, and she asked me that question. I told her i'm not religious in any way, i rarely see my Sisters, so couldn't see the point of a funeral. I said i'd like to donate as much of my body as useful, and even the bits that are worn out could go to students to cut up and practise on. Anything that was left, i thought could go in the wheelie bin on Sunday night, the binmen come of a Monday morning.
So that's what she wrote in the will, except for the last bit, she said you aren't allowed to put body parts in the bin.
