Greetings ladies & gents,
I've recently (10mins ago) joined this wonderfully established community and simply wish my presence to be, well, stark.
The name's Francis, and it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance, I would very much like to be within an approachable group, that is good, and most importantly, with like-minded individuals alike.
Note: I'm an adult
Thank you for your time spent reading this incriminatingly short introduction.