I don't know about any of you guys, but I do talk to myself. It's hard to control, because I will mutter any disdain I feel, often loud enough to be heard. This obviously causes conflict. I've started singing instead, changing lyrics to match my frustration.
I think of Austin Powers. The scene where he is being thawed out from cryogenic freeze. He sees Liz Hurley and says, "I bet she shags like a minx... how do I tell them I have no inner monologue?"
That's what I'm like (but without the misogyny or the chest wig).
Does anyone else do this? Does anyone else feel like their inside voice is switched off? Are you compelled to speak your thoughts? 
