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The Music Quiz

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Please guess the song and artist from the lyrics. 

No internet usage please.

I'm hoping that we may get different generations join in.

If no-one gets it, then just post a new one.

You're watching yourself but you're too unfair

You got your head all tangled up but if i could only

Make you care

No matter what or who you've been

No matter when or where you've seen

All the knives seem to lacerate your brain

I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain

You're not alone

Parents

  • A seasonal classic... 

    'I've got some lovely En Comrade, genuine Paris knickers'
    'She can wear them with that 14 pairs of left-foot pickers'
    'Wy-ves Saint Lawrence, Channel 5, I've been right down the card'
    'What about that Cartier watch?'
    'Nah, fell off the lorry too hard'
    'An iron?'
    'Leave off'
    'A saucepan?'
    'Arthur!'
    'I'll throw her a tupperware party'
    'That's like getting a telly – that only shows Russell Harty!'
    'Oh, Terrence, this is serious – we've gotta do something soon!'
    'Why don't you just... Not go home?'
    Eh?'
    'She'd be over the moon'
    'That is very wounding, Terrence Wounding and ungrateful – that's what you are'
    'Yeah, well I'm entitled to be... The money you don't pay me, eh?'

  • in reply to Shardovan

    It’s Minder but not the theme tune. Did Dennis Waterman and George Cole do a number together?

  • in reply to Arise

    Yes you pretty much got it. ‘What are we Gonna get for ‘er indoors?’ 1983. Featuring Terry and Arfur. 

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