A Day on Planet Earth

"You pile of pillocks..."

A thread documenting your contact with the neurotypical world

*2 minutes into a pleasant conversation in my local store*

ME: "I'm autistic."

The shopkeeper literally takes a step back, as if Autism is contagious.

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SALESMAN: "Good morning! I'm from Encyclopedia Britannica."

ME: "Is that the one with the spaceship?"

SALESMAN: "No, that's Battlestar Galactica. Goodbye."

Okay, that last one didn't happen. Yet. Keep us updated with your daily adventures on the strange Planet of the Neuroconfusings.

(Thread title courtesy of Mariusz. Thank you.)

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  • Yet you watched TV Series Stuck out tongue

    It might seem so at first, but sooner or later you become familiar with terminology, and something unfamiliar forces you to at least attempt to imagine it.

    I read it somewhere:

    Someone who is reading fiction lives many times.

    Isn't that amazing? otherwise it would be just the life we have here on this planet.

    I fully support copycats by mocking them endlesly Stuck out tongue