Film Night!!

I've got a friend in holland and we've been trialling the concept of saturday evening "film night" using zoom and streaming off my laptop using a usb video grabber and a source, (or running teh files off the P.C. youtube, etc.

It seems to work pretty well, until anyone else joins in, then we are reduced to 42 minutes of runtime before we all need to log in again. We've only done three people so far, but we believ we can do many more.

So here's how it works if.anyone wants to join in. I will provide the zoom server details. You log in at ten to eight with your video and microphone muted (please) and teh programme will start at 8P.M sharp, giveing us all 30 minutes of video and sound. when zoom cuts us off, count to ten (how long it takes me to get the service back up) log back in and make a cup of tea. I will be using a ten minute egg timer, to give me time to process all the log ins, and you to take any comfort break you can fit in to ten minutes and then the next 32 minutes will be served. After the first silent and video less login, those of you who want to can open your mikes & video and chat in the interval, but unless you have an actual emergency that requires we stop the film please keep your microphones off. (some of the audio settings we use will serve you better quality sound than zoom normally gives, but it works way better if the audience is muted We can mute you automatically when the programme is running,which would make it easier for the more forgetful amongst us, but then it would be entirely MY film night, not YOUR film night. I think you deserve the right to complain if I'm not doing my job right! Of course, you will all want to "choose the film", and some of you I expect will get to, but the whole point is to entertain you with something you may well have not seen, that hopefully is not too awful or offensive, to be still mostly enjoyable, and which has been selected to appeal to the Autistic temperament as far as is possible.  

Because this Saturdays screening should involve more people, than just me and my mate, we will have to do this relogging in thing, but sooner or later one of us will get paid for zoom, and we can then run a longer period between "ad breaks".

Until someone wrestles control from me, or I run out of weird little films, I intend to pick the films, and this weekend we kick off with "Tomorrow I shall be scalding myself with tea".

A nineteen eighties soviet era czechoslovakian time travel film. It offers a quiet chuckle about the blatant soviet propaganda and characterisation of the american pasengers, a bunch of would-be time travelling Nazi's, some 1970's travel film quality footage of beautiful architecture, a (frankly, somewhat twisted love story), and for many people they want to see it again one day to see if they can follow the plot better the second time around, (particularly us potheads!) so it's a good first film to run.

If it goes well, and people seem to have a good time, I'll try and make it a reliable and regular thing, If/when after a while, people get bored of my taste, you can DIY, and I can join your audience. I'll run out of content pretty quickly anyway, I don't have many DVD's.

If we get any "stoners", and you want, we can run stuff like my "morrocan hashish documentary", or "up in smoke" later in the evening...  

Anyone who might have a couple of hours to kill on Saturday evening, feel free to join in.

It does not have to be at all interactive, you can keep your mike and video off and join and leave without saying a word. (Indeed I rather hope you will !) Alternatively, you can practice the basics of social intercourse, in the ten minute breaks, (if you've got a cooking timer that does ten minutes, just set it when the breaks happen). and if there's a need I'll run a single session after the film has ended, in the unlikely event people want to "chat". (It could happen!)      

I'll be running the film anyway for me and my mate, so all I need to do if there is any interest is publish my zoom details on Saturday morning. It's a real big ask to get me to do this and get the timings right, and the service reliable in any way, but I've been considering it for many months now, and it think a few of you might come to enjoy it...

If the NAS don't object, we could always use a thread on this forum for you guys to interact with about the film you have just watched are watching, so if you really HAVE to complain or comment favourably even, you can do it here rather than talking over the programme. The only "Rule" I'd really want to attach as the "cost" of me providing the service. (I'm on the ADD end of the spectrum, if I let you all blather your way through the film, I'll end up listening and get too distracted to be a good "projectionist" !)

Legal disclaimer: This is not a Public Service I am offering, it is a shared semi-social Austism/Aspergers activity proposed to be undertaken by me for my own personal entertainment and pleasure. (and it is hoped any participants who may attend!) The general public are excluded by the fact that I administrate the private zoom session, and have to authorise the users access every half hour, so I am making "Fair use of the material" as the law provides for me to do, and not engaging in an illegal distribution of content. I counsel my viewers to respect copyright law and not record the session. 

If you've had an adverse interaction wth me on this forum, but still fancy watching a film I might be showing, you will be as welcome to attend as anyone else would be. 

  • It's pretty hard to watch movies in the evening with family or friends when you're joined by someone. It feels like you're being watched. It's like a horror movie where everyone's online, but someone's always going back and forth. I'm not a fan of streaming via zoom; I'm going to [removed by mod - don't post links]  to share and stream movies with friends (in case there's another quarantine). But I like your idea. It's more for a Halloween prank, to scare the *** out of someone with a horror flick and then get shitfaced when the channel suddenly switches to a hidden camera viewer ahahah

  • about presentation, old movies are often recorded too quite, and how to deal with a sound feedback loop i am clueless, sound isn't my thing, probably for the better that way, otherwise there was a risk I wouldn't stop talking LOL

    funny in places

    yes, more if you speak Chech, than you pick up those dual meanings, translated to the wrong one, or if to pass the meaning you have to choose different words, translating people are usually not very good at it

    example

    He is all right, translated exactly word by word means it literaly, not that someone is ok.

    or

    like a drowned rat equivalent in meaning is actually wet hen

    there is plenty

    i speak polish, slovak and understand chech, 

    and there is plenty of differences like that between those three languages too

  • I am old. There have been a lot of films in my lifetime. Some films you just know people will get something out of. I'm sorry the presentation was not quite as professional as I'd have liked. We'll do a film again next week, same time and more or less the same format. As it happpened, when I opened the DVD case it was empty! and had to restream that one off the web. I haven't watched that for a fair few years, and thoroughly enjoyed it myself, for lots of reasons, not least it was very funny in places.  

  • neat ending Smiley

    I didn't know you like old movies, what was the reason to choose this one? time travel ? I did not know Chech made such an ambitious movie, 

  • please don't log on beofre 7:50 pm as it will shorten the first session!

    it's 786 657 4241

    and password is 8X6jKB

  • Yep, have you got Zoom? Would you like the details?

  • Wow that’s amazing I wish I could learn how to do that. I’m rubbish at remembering appointments.

  • ok, I haven't seen it

    it scares me to think I missed something like that, or forgot

    I just looked into initial post, It's 8pm, i misread it before and thought it's 6pm :P

  • It's not a single source thing, but the shopkeeper in the 1970's childrens TV series "Mr Benn" kind of embodies the idea. The shopkeepeer just appears always out of his eyeline in a surprising manner..

  • I don't recognise the source of it. is it from a movie?

    PIng! And he appeared

  • There's some debate about that, but most likely, yes!

    How can I help?

  • where is the man in charge

    I need to talk to the man in charge

    I'm sure you have seen people like that Stuck out tongue, in my case literaly now

  • I would never use Alexa to do shopping list. I like to choose my own food. Like potatoes this time of year. But I really get irritated by the finger nail marks in large potatoes. So I choose one’s without.

     You can program Alexa just by computer you do not have to have the voice Recognition on. You can name the device something else too. And if you don’t set it up to respond to your voice, you only command from computer. 

    it’s your choice if it isn’t what you like. My sister doesn’t like Alexa it drove her crazy so she stopped using it. 

    it’s not for everyone.

  • And how hard it would be to find a company willing to pay me for writing and releasing such a thing :c

    Dark side is tempting

    but there is no return

  • There are a plethora of streaming options, but we currently know zoom works, and I'm not going to expect people to watch a whole film on a mobile phone. And TBH if it becomes a "thing", I will get acess to teh full zoom package either myself or via an accomplice and remove the "restart after 30 minutes feature".

    If you have a smart TV or roku, and windows 10 you can easily "cast" your zoom session onto your screen & watch it in your living room, if you so desire, making it a more "proper" film night.

    About a year ago in a zoom call I noticed a colleague had an Alexa. As he got up for a break, I called out, Alexa, I'd like a six pack of beer! And a six pack of beer was allocated to him by his computer. I simply will not have an "always on" speech recognition system in my house until the speech processing is done by a computer on my LOCAL area network, and does not require third party intermediation in order to work.  

    I wonder if it's possible to write an email trojan or virus that when the user opens it, waits for an extended period of user inactivity then adjusts the settings to maximum and then uses uses their computer to command their Alexa to buy a particular product? And how hard it would be to find a company willing to pay me for writing and releasing such a thing :c)?

  • I trained my brain to do that so I don't have to keep notebooks

    I had one notebook for all classes with pointers, abbreviated messages saying what and when only, I had to remmeber only to think to create pointer in my thoughts when it was happening

    reading the pointer would make you recall the info,

    now I create pointers same way and during review of a day I think about those pointers again to memorise them

    no notebook anymore needed, pointers are created using same coding/abbreviation for 30 years

    I always wanted to have eidetic memory, this way I'm a bit closer

  • Wow I can’t read all that in one go. Sounds good. Here is an idea if it cuts out maybe only maybe? You should try WhatsApp? I don’t know if it would work better?

    when I want reminders I ask the Alexa Amazon dot. I find that good. I say:  

    “Alexa reminder, 

    Alexa: “reminder for what? “

    Me: Take washing out of dryer,”

    Alexa: “what time”

     Me: 120minuets

    Alexa: “ok I will set a reminder for you for 120minuets.

    And that’s it done.

    If I’ve got appointments for the future, I programme it in using my iPad very handy.  I do try to write appointments in my diary too.