All most people care about is popularity. It don't matter about much else at all to them. You could talk 'till the cows come home and bloody bust your balls working hard, it don't mean anything.
What you need to do. Now LISTEN, LISTEN. What you need to do, sunshine, is watch stand up comedy videos on YouTube. You know the sort. I'm talking Mike Reid, Roy Chubby Brown, Milton Jones.
See, they never taught us in school how to be liked, did they? Well, I'll tell you how you get bloody liked! By bloody making people laugh and...
Oh, I'm not sure I'm right actually. I just kind of bloody like the feeling of laughing when I'm walking around with my MP3 player and Mike Reid telling jokes in my ears, I suppose it feels better than, y'know, bloody Meat Loaf singing I'd do anything for love.
