Tax people according to their friends

If we want to encourage a more inclusive, fair society we have to break the dominance of the "I know more people than you" social meme.

The way we do that is simple. We should tax people based on how many Facebook friends they have.

Yes, as WELL as other taxes. Not in spite of. Quite simply this policy would reward people who are social outcasts. And that's fair. The whole point of society is to equalise the playing field.