What is your sense of humour like?

This came to me last night; "If a problem squared is a problem halved, what was the problem?"

0.5

So if your problem is half a cake, I'll gladly square it for you 

0.5

So if your problem is half a cake, I'll gladly square it for you 

I was also toying with:

"I've been struggling so much recently with the number 0.5. It's really been getting me down. But hey, I feel better just for telling you about it. I guess a problem squared is a problem halved!"

I think this makes me a bad person :-)