For this Post from Me, Look up: "Ronnie Barker" or "The Two Ronnies", to get a lot of proper puns... Puns and Wordplay were the the mainstay of Entertainment, once.... Y'know, back in those old days of Television, in Black and White, and when this was all Fields...(!) Sorry if I missed the point of this Thread! Comedy like that/this is a rare Art, nowadays.
'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'
'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
'The prime minister held a meeting with the cabinet today. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the chest of drawers.'
'Following the dispute with the domestic servants' union at Buckingham Palace today, the Queen, a radiant figure in a white silk gown and crimson robe, swept down the main staircase and through the hall. She then dusted the cloakroom and vacuumed the lounge.'
'In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.'
For this Post from Me, Look up: "Ronnie Barker" or "The Two Ronnies", to get a lot of proper puns... Puns and Wordplay were the the mainstay of Entertainment, once.... Y'know, back in those old days of Television, in Black and White, and when this was all Fields...(!) Sorry if I missed the point of this Thread! Comedy like that/this is a rare Art, nowadays.
'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'
'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
'The prime minister held a meeting with the cabinet today. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the chest of drawers.'
'Following the dispute with the domestic servants' union at Buckingham Palace today, the Queen, a radiant figure in a white silk gown and crimson robe, swept down the main staircase and through the hall. She then dusted the cloakroom and vacuumed the lounge.'
'In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.'
